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The Worst of Ann Arbor

Published: Saturday, April 3, 2010

Updated: Saturday, April 3, 2010 14:04


Every year, our friends at The Michigan Daily publish a "Best of Ann Arbor" list. And, don't get us wrong--there are a lot of great things about Ann Arbor--but as all too many seniors know, there are just as many daily hassles and annoyances we're glad to be rid of by the time we graduate.

The Michigan Review thought to catalogue those annoyances. So here, we present the) "Worst of Ann Arbor" list. It reflects a sentiment among seniors, we believe, of piss and vinegar about some things mixed in with our sense of nostalgia. If you don't hate something about this school, you haven't been a student long enough.

The list is a mixture of staff opinion, general consensus, the funniest true stories we've heard, and the general snarky, smartassery you've come to expect from the Review. More than anything, though, we hope you agree, disagree, and discuss the list. Because, after all, a conversation needs to be had about just how much this place can suck sometimes. If you'd like to comment, though, please email the editorial board at mrev@umich.edu.

Worst Food and Drink

Sandwich: Jimmy John's

Happy Hour: Rush Street

Because nothing makes us 'happier' than drunk MBA students throwing around cash on overpriced martinis.

Bar: Rick’s  

Unless you want to see drunk Greeks having sex on the pool tables.

Runner-Up: Scorekeepers

Unless you want to see drunk freshmen attempt to have sex on the pool tables.

As for Rick's: sure, you might have taken home a good hook-up a few times, but you probably also took home a nasty case of Syphilis, as well. There's nothing that we hate more than a grimy, sweaty pit with shitty specials.

Coffee: Bert’s

Drunk Food: Backroom Pizza

This applies unless you’re extremely wasted.

Burrito: Panchero's

It's difficult to imagine how Panchero's will survive with BTB Cantina perched above Charley's now. Good riddance; Panchero's is much worse, compared to BTB, Chipotle, Qdoba, Salsarita's, Rio Wraps...do we really need to keep going, here?

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14 comments

Informed U-M grad
Tue Apr 20 2010 12:50
No one's heard of the Review? Hmm. They've won more prestigious awards than the Daily has. Check it out before you spew. I remember it being one of the better-written pubs when I was a student. The Daily just had nothing new to say except to follow the 'party line' of whatever the faculty and officials fed them.
Anonymous
Mon Apr 19 2010 22:21
Agree on Party in the USA as the worst party theme.. waaaayyy to many U of M parties blasting that song this year
Anonymous
Sat Apr 17 2010 00:53
good thing no one has ever heard of the michigan review
Conservative grad
Wed Apr 14 2010 15:47
I liked the humor and truth here, but wonder why you left out the Rich Rod mishap. Probably the worst hire since Coleman.
Anonymous
Sun Apr 11 2010 18:31
LMAO at Greg Markus. I'm not even a conservative, but this is so true
Grad who lived on N Campus
Fri Apr 9 2010 13:22
Love the article! Let's keep the heat on Mary Sue Coleman so she knows what an absolute disgrace she is. I also hate Jimmy John's. Glad to see someone else does.
Anonymous
Thu Apr 8 2010 20:30
Writer derserves to get some serious flack for this article. If he started the article off saying 'For full disclosure's sake, I'm a huge supporter of the Tea Party, ' well then I would understand his close-minded, bigoted comments. Otherwise, the writers deserves more than a slap on the wrist.
Anonymous
Thu Apr 8 2010 14:44
Is this a joke? Did the writer actually research any of this before making this list? What makes ADPhi the worst fraternity? I know for a fact those guys are some of the nicest guys on campus. This is quite possibly the worst article I have ever read and if the Michigan Review had any journalistic integrity they would fire the writer immediately.
Anonymous
Thu Apr 8 2010 11:47
You should copy edit more. First stop? Look how you spelled conveniently
Anonymous
Thu Apr 8 2010 11:42
This is probably the worst article I've ever read. I recognize conservatives are a minority on this campus, and will admit that it is understandably difficult to attend such a liberal university. But seriously? This is the worst possible way to gain respect on this campus. This was offensive and poorly researched. Grow up.
Anonymous
Thu Apr 8 2010 11:32
This list makes me sad... why are you so bitter, writers of the Michigan Review?
Anonymous
Thu Apr 8 2010 11:26
I also love the use of * in this piece. Very classy, definitely higher standards than the Daily!
Anonymous
Thu Apr 8 2010 11:25
This is a stupid, biased article.
Anonymous
Thu Apr 8 2010 09:32
The worst publication is the Michigan Daily? That's cute, especially when this article uses phrases "lazy pieces of crap".






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