In the aftermath of the
sing and act its heart out to raise money from sniveling, flyover
country, redneck, bitter clingers....er...average Americans. If
ticket sales for "Avatar,” or give a week and raise the country out of
poverty.
The good people of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas
traveled to
also made a parody video of "Pokerface.” Because nothing
says, "I'm straight" more than flying a few states to stand outside a
Lady Gaga concert holding rainbow-colored signs.
The same group also traveled to
Francisco. That would be like an anti-Catholic group going to
City to protest the zoo.
In Lady Gaga news, she will be opening the Grammy Awards in a
performance with Elton John. Good luck scheduling a haircut, facial,
wardrobe styling, mens choir practice, or women’s rugby game that day.
More than 1,000 people took part in the Marijuana Caregivers Cup Expo
in
know is that they're out of Cheez-Its and there's new mileage on their
cars. Really, who can say what happened?
The final season of Lost will debut this week. Which will bring
bring much-needed closure to fans who just want to know WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON. POLAR BEARS? THE OTHERS? TIME TRAVEL? IS THIS A SHOW OR A FREAKING ACID TRIP? CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN THIS? ANYONE? SCREW THIS, I'M GOING BACK TO CSI.
Brandon Graham took home the MVP award at the Senior Bowl this
weekend, with two sacks and a forced fumble. It was a strong weekend
for MSU alumni as well, as they managed not to shoot themselves or
anyone else.
In other college football news, Tim Tebow caught heat for appearing in
a pro-life-themed ad for the Super Bowl. Because nothing brings
families and football fans together like a healthy discussion of
abortion. Throw in race relations and the economy and you've got a
recipe for fun!
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